gore floors

my mother recently waxed the floors in our home and my brothers (lets call 'em thing one and thing two) decide it would be a bright idea to see how far and how fast they could slide across so they got on slippery socks (you know the furry ones you wear when you're feet are cold) and made a competition.

i was sitting quietly in my room when i hear "BOOOM CRASH POW!B'DAWP!" the geniuses had crashed into a wall i walked in wondering what all the ruckus was about and discovered that they had been scraped up quite badly i asked them how in their right mind do they think this could've possibly been a good idea and i got the same response as always "i dunno we wanna do it agaaaaaaiiiiiin"

advice:be an only child

If you seek amy

have you heard britney spear's new song "if you seek amy" now i want you to say it outloud and think about it. It took me a while to get it but thats because im special ^_^
the chorus goes this way:"love me, hate me,say what you want about me,but all of the boys and all of the girlsare begging to, if you seek Amy."but if you're a britney fan and you get to hear this song over and over, you'll realize the last line of the chorus goes:"..are begging to F-U-C-K me"
you can listen to it on my favorite music site http://www.imeem.com/

If your friends could be chocolates...

My brother and I were up having another one of our late night discussions when we started to talk about kids at school and then i asked the question "if our friends were chocolates what would they be filled of?" so we made it into a game.
I went first, and of course we filled them with some odd things, one of the girks in his grade, for example, would be full of toothpaste becuse nobody likes toothpaste. and I filled some of his friends with needles and razors (some of them would be rusty on my behalf ^_^) but i filled him with caramel because everyone likes it occeassionally but sometimes it just sticks to you and you want it away. but anywayz. if he didnt know who one of the girls i called out was he would say"well it depends, is she hot?"
We no longer have these talks.