my mother recently waxed the floors in our home and my brothers (lets call 'em thing one and thing two) decide it would be a bright idea to see how far and how fast they could slide across so they got on slippery socks (you know the furry ones you wear when you're feet are cold) and made a competition.
i was sitting quietly in my room when i hear "BOOOM CRASH POW!B'DAWP!" the geniuses had crashed into a wall i walked in wondering what all the ruckus was about and discovered that they had been scraped up quite badly i asked them how in their right mind do they think this could've possibly been a good idea and i got the same response as always "i dunno we wanna do it agaaaaaaiiiiiin"
advice:be an only child
